For every “ ♡” I get I’ll give tip on how to win my muse’s heart.

• express interest in him and HIS interests. they’re very simple? so it’s hard to find people that can appreciate something like. how bugs work. or running around so much you get exhausted. they’re all alien concepts to him so learning them is like. amazing and he doesn’t have anyone that can really appreciate it with him.
• oh lordy have patience. he might need you to explain something with excruciating detail before he fully understands. he might be a computer, but keep in mind he’s extremely limited on what he’s able to look up and process. dirk limited him quite some time ago and never lifted the restrictions, so his knowledge is very basic. he’s essentially like a kid learning things.
• tbh if you give him unconditional love and affection + the above he’s urs